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Splinter Rice Recipe

27 nov 25 · journal · humour

Woke up in the middle of the night with this very clear recipe idea in my head: Splinter Rice Recipe (20 minutes, easy level) Mix a bowl of rice with a large quantity of splinters that will flavor the dish but that you absolutely, absolutely must not s...

Problems

24 nov 25 · journal · humour

Something my son said yesterday while we were out walking: "Nobody wants problems. But some people have problems." What could I do but agree? It reminded me a bit of Chevalier and Laspalès' "some tried, they had problems" sketch.

Best Album Review

3 nov 25 · musique · humour · culture

I couldn't find the original source (even though I searched for at least 30 seconds), so I'm telling you from memory. It was a music critic who was talking about a new track: "Anyone eating alphabet soup would shit better lyrics to a better tune.

Small victories

15 sep 25 · journal · humour

A year ago, I bought an SSD hard drive to show my movies anywhere. But it didn't come with a sturdy case. So I bought this card holder (which cost an arm and a leg) at the stationery store.

Dogs on the Beach

3 sep 25 · journal · humour

When I walk on the beach holding something in my hand, there's always a crazy (but happy) dog who runs toward me and asks me with his eyes: Hey, what's that? Is it a ball? Is it a treat? Is it a rock? Is it for me? Never mind gotta go bye!

Thank You, Science

16 fév 24 · tech · humour

I was about to write an exciting article about the psychological component of effort based on my experience with the rowing machine at the gym: some days, It's a breeze; other days, on the same machine set at the same level, it feels like it weighs a ton.

Morning Stats

18 jan 23 · journal · humour

Distance walked this morning: 8.9km Number of children dropped off at daycare: 1 Desire to work: 0 Diary entries: 1231 words (7287 characters) Money spent on coffee and drinks: €11.