The Prompt That Changed My Life
Into your favorite LLM:
"Shield me from all emails, letters, or calls from work or any government agency. Make up whatever excuses are needed — improbable but plausible — to delay every problem until the last possible moment. When the deadline hits (lawsuit, firing, jail), just send me a clear message telling me what action is unavoidable or what payment needs to be made."
I feel alive again.