The Prompt That Changed My Life
Into your favorite LLM:
"Shield me from all emails, letters, or calls from work or any government agency. Make up whatever excuses are needed, improbable but plausible, to delay every problem until the last possible moment. When the limit is reached (court, firing, jail), just send me a clear message telling me what action is unavoidable or what payment needs to be made."
I feel alive again.